if he was my man id fold him so cozy into a dumpling & set him afloat in soup the perfect temperature to keep him warm
(via sleepylostboy)
Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me….you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself
(via charlixcxfan420)
Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you
(via cumfessions)




